THEY’RE HERE!!
And I just love ‘em!
I’d like to be able to say that this blog entry will rip into another hot-button issue or social ill infecting our society. But ya know, I just felt compelled to write a little something about my buddies, the Zombies! I JUST LOVE ‘EM!
The walking dead never have to worry about, well..most of the things we all worry about as citizens of this planet. Zombies? Not much rattles their rib cages. They gotta keep their heads on, and eat you. THAT’S IT! What a life! Or is it, non-life? Who cares?
Imagine not having to worry about a president named after a midget tree, fucking up a lot of innocent lives. Imagine not having to worry about catching a disease from a few snifflin chickens. Imagine not worrying about somebody flying a plane into us or blowing up our families fighting in a war of nonsense. Imagine not worrying about going blind from your contact lens solution or going mad from beef or having your flesh rot off from falling into a boat harbor because some nut sacks dumped a few million gallons of raw, shitty sewage into it. Imagine not having to worry about global warming or massive tsunami disasters or crystal meth deaths dealing out self-inflicted labotomies…
…just imagine.
See? Zombies rock! One purpose. Eat and eat again. Pull skin off of limbs and gobble the warm and pumpin yummies underneath. Suck from the arteries and squeeze the veins like pixie sticks. Eat brain. And if one day a self congratulating yahoo makes a lucky shot and takes out your think dome, well…that’s it. Fade to black.
But at least you’ll have gone to your grave – again – doing what you were meant to do.
Just imagine.
Shamble, baby. Shamble…
Have a little fun with this – GO GET ‘EM!! Zombie Infestation Simulator
